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For an introductory period, we will be selling the sun in blocks of a single square kilometer and 100 square kilometers. The positioning of your property will be selected by lottery, but we assure you, there is no bad property on the sun.

1 km² = $4.95
100 km² = $9.95

Included in the price will be a highly detailed map indicating the exact location of your property, and an absolutely authentic Sun Property Title. We will provide you with our "Welcome to the Sun, We hope you aren't incinerated!" Move-in Packet with some guidelines on our moving policys, and some great coupons for local businesses in your area!

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Details

With the purchase of 1 km² of the Sun's photosphere, you not only get the prestige of owning the hottest property in our solar system, but you also recieve:

A position within our Sun purchasers list located on this website!
Admission into the Sun Settlers Association
The satisfaction of making a sound investment
With the purchase of the luxurious 100 km² option, you receive everything listed previously, and more!:

A highly detailed map indicating the exact location of your property
An authentic Sun Property Title
Our infamous "Welcome to the Sun, we hope you aren't incinerated!" Move-in Packet
Moving Guidelines and Policies
Advanced safety guidlines for living and thriving on the surface of the Sun.
Best Deal!!!
(Property Packet will be mailed to your billing address within 5-10 business days)

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At least 53% of the proceeds from this site will be donated to the American Cancer Society. The remainder will be used to pay for the site itself and the bandwidth it uses. So if you'd like to support our site, and more importantly support our cause, please purchase below.

If you would like to donate directly to the American Cancer Society, please visit their site at http://www.cancer.org. Donate money if you have it, time if you don't, and encouragement if you have neither. Please browse their site to find out more about what you can do to help.

Choose your size:

$4.95 :: 1 km² Sun plot
$9.95 :: 100 km² Sun plot

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